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Hi everybody
I brought you today some funny questions, try to guess before looking at the answer, ok ...


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T

Why is the letter 'T' like an island ?



















Because it is in the middle of waTer!


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What Am I ??

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? oxer:


















A liar....moker:


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The Traffic Lights

What did the traffic lights say to the car?



















Don't look now. I'm changing....:uplevel:


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One Letter

What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?


















Envelope...


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The Dirty Coffee
A customer ordered some coffee in a café. The waiter arrived with the coffee. and placed it on the table. After a few moments, the customer called for the waiter...1
"Waiter," he said. "There's dirt in my coffee!" 1
"That's not surprising, Sir" replied the waiter. "It was ground ONLY half-an-hour ago." 1

(( ground (n & v): as a noun, ground means 'earth', 'land', 'soil', which can also be 'dirt'. As a verb, ground is the past participle of the irregular verb 'to grind' (grind, ground, ground).>> You 'grind' coffee beans to make a coffee drink. ))

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I hope you all like them
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مشمشه عضو برونزي

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Temon عضو مميز

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