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Wife : Have you brought the grocery
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning!
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort

Wife: What about my new TV
Husband : Variable not found....

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny
Husband : Too many parameters....

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by default.

Wife: What about your Salary
Husband : File in use .... Try later.

Wife: What is my value in the family

Husband : Unknown Virus