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قديم 23-07-2006, 15:40   رقم المشاركة : 1 (permalink)
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ود بورتسودان
عضو متواصل
 
الصورة الرمزية ود بورتسودان
 

 

 
إحصائية العضو








ود بورتسودان غير متواجد حالياً

 

إحصائية الترشيح

عدد النقاط : 10
ود بورتسودان is on a distinguished road

 

 

<<<<<_-_!!Women are impossible to please_-_>>>>



A store named "Husband mart" has just opened where a woman may go

to choose a husband from among many men. The store has six

floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the

shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch:



As you open the door to any floor you may choose a

man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go

back down except to exit the building.



So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.



On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor

1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to

herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I

wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.


The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men

have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder

what's further up?" And up she goes again.



The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love

kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says."

But I wonder what's upstairs?"



The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men

have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with

the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT,

there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another

flight.



The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love

kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and

have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think...

what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor

she goes.



The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are

visitor number 123,974,389,012,345 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as

proof that women are impossible to please.


Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day

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